We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

A Poem by Rose

We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yusei: There's just no way that we can win. His cards are epic beasts. He duels too well, because he's from another time.

Yugi/Pharaoh: Listen, both of you... He's gonna rewrite history. He's gonna wipe out our card games.

Jaden: Never

Yugi/Pharaoh: Unless we break his massive monster into pieces.

Jaden: Homies. We've been through so much stuff.

Yusei: I had to hear Jaden rapping.

Yugi/Pharaoh: That was rough.

All: Now it's time to take this sucker down!!

Jaden: So, c'mon guys, now it's time to blow doors down.

Yusei: I hear ya Jaden, now it's time to blow doors down.

Jaden: So make your move, cause I'm throwing a facedown.

Yugi/Pharaoh: Okay, just make sure that you don't summon a gay clown.

All: Now we've got to take this sucker down!

Yugi/Pharaoh: My hairy balls will make sure he won't take us down.

Prof. Banner: A do la la la la la la la la la!

Paradox: Nuuu, this can't be happening, how do I take them down?

Jaden: We're gonna beat ya, oh Paradox! No doubt about it; our card game ROCKS!

Yusei: As far as villain's go, in anime. I hate to tell you, you're just cliche!

Yugi/Pharaoh: That's why you messed with the wrong show. We're not just anyone, we're Yu-Gi-Oh!

All: We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!, We're Yu-Gi-Oh!!!

Paradox: No, no, no! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, noooooooo!!!

Yugi/Pharaoh: Huh? I think we may have just killed a man.

Yusei: If anyone asks, "Jaden done it!"

Jaden: Heh heh... Yeah... Wait.. What?!

Yusei: At least we didn't disrupt the time-space continuum.

Jaden: Yeah.. and I almost told Yugi that the Pharaoh dies at the end of the series.

Yugi/Pharaoh: What's that now?

*BOOM*

Yugi/Pharaoh: Well... This is just fan tucking fastic. Now we're stuck in sub-space. Way to go Jaden.

Jaden: It's not my fault. I thought spoilers were okay. It's been like ten years.

Yuesi: This just couldn't get any worse.

Yuma: Hey guys! This sub-space is pretty EXTREME, huh? Talk about get set to get dead, Muther fuckers. YEAH!!

Yusei: Who the hell is he and what the f**k is wrong with his hair?!

© 2012 Rose

Author's Note

Please note I do not own these characters and will take no credit for this song, as I have taken it from an Abridged Movie. Hope you enjoy it. If I've spelt anything wrong, missed anything out or anything else, please let me know.