The demon of the killer poop

This Story I wouldn't let young people read unless you want them scared of going to the toilet. It is a horror based on a killer poop.

Its the day before halloween and Tom and his wife Betty are doing last minute things before there party the following night. It gets late and they both decide to leave it till the morning.
The next day they get up and have breakfast before Betty makes a start and Tom goes to the toilet for his daily routine. After this he flushes and all is gone before helping Betty with the final jobs to be done.
Later on Betty needs the toilet and comes back out roaring at Tom calling him a dirty idiot. To his suprise he goes to the bathroom and the toilet is blocked with a giant brown log.
So he gets the toilet brush out and unblocks it.
Once all the final jobs are done for the party and with not a lot of time to spare before the guests come Tom nips to the toilet and to his suprise his last nights dinner was there blocking the toilet again so he gets the brush once again and unblocks the toilet.
By now the guest are all appearing and the party is now underway.
There eight people in total and the drinks start flowing.
One of the guest Tara ends up nipping of to the toilet to empty her bladder and sits down on the toilet without thinking.
Meanwhile as she was doing her buisness the giant log started moving crawling up the toilet pan stopping before touching her. Just as she was about to sit up the smelly creature let out a roar and shot up her bum like a bullet before exiting her mouth resulting her dropping to the ground.

Tara had been gone for some time now and her two friends decided to go to find her. They stood outside the bathroom door and when there was no response to there calls they decided to kick down the doors.Once they broke the door down to there terror was Tara lying dead but before they could scream the giant log of a bowel monster jumps down off the shaving cabbinet and shots through one womens ear and out the other womans resulting in them both dropping to the ground like a tonne of bricks.

An hour goes by now and the three ladies boyfriends decides it time to investigate so they head up the stairs while Betty and Tom start to tidy up.
As the men climb up the stairs the lights go out and before you know it the evil creature jumps down from the loft hatch and shoots down one mans throat and stops him breathing. After this the monsterous beast shrinks itself and shoots up another mans nose and out his eye leaving him bleeding to death very quickly and the last man. What was about to happen to him was the most brutal yet. It turned itself into a bullet shape and shot up the mans back exit and came firing out his front end like a saturn 5 rocket.

Mainwhile with no return Tom and Betty decides it time to go and check things out but not before Tom grabs his shiney baseball bat.
As they started climbing up the stairs the big long poop attacks Betty so Tom crabs it and starts fighting with it while Betty runs ouside to phone the police.
Tom started hitting the beast with his baseball bat and before he knew it just stopped dead.The police arrive an everything seems settled while Tom sits on the stairs trying to process it all and talking to the police then all of a sudden a giant monster with red eyes emerges from the flattened poop and looks like it risen from the pits of hell.
It crabs tom and drags him to the toilet before climbing down the toilet with Tom and with a mass explosion they both dissapeared forever.
Still to this day there has been no return and Betty has now moved away from the area but I can be sure of this that creature will rise again. Its just a matter of when and where and it could be in your own house. THE END

Author's Note

I thought of this because everyones into zombies and vampires. I just wanted to be funny.