Buddhist Thought and Margaret's Nature

A brief synopsis of Buddhist chant as it relates to the person's shitting which I live for

This passage only helps re-define notorious Buddhist Chants, which as a personal life long Mantra, is holistically of Margaret's nature that directs all thought and action, by the cause and effect of her shitting from her a*****e, and how her will in her shitting is the center, and has been the focus of my entire life.

 

A Metta

May Margaret's A*****e be happy, joyous and peaceful.

May Margaret's Shitting be happy, Joyous, and peaceful.

May Margaret's A*****e be happy, joyous, and peaceful,

May my eating Margaret's S**t be happy, joyous, and peaceful.

May Margaret's A*****e be happy, joyous, and peaceful.

May Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e, help to fulfill the Dharma, and the Sangha,

May Margaret's Shitting from her a*****e always be happy, joyous and peaceful.

Namyo Ho Renge Kyo ( a Translation)

Margaret supreme owner of my spirit, may I proclaim thy a*****e, may I proclaim thy shitting.

Margaret supreme Goddess over all of us, may I proclaim thy A*****e, may I proclaim my life as you s**t me from your A*****e.

Margaret oh Noble and most Intelligent life,  may I proclaim thy a*****e and proclaim your shitting as my only purpose in life.

The Heart Sutra (a rendition for my Owner and Master.)

Avolokiteshvara Bodhisattva, doing deep prajna paramita,

Clearly saw emptiness as Margaret' A*****e's,

Thus Margaret's S**t completely relieves misfortune and pain.

Of Margaret, form is no other than your A*****e. Your a*****e exactly when shitting.

Form is exactly Margaret's A*****e, emptiness exactly Margaret's Shitting.

Sensation, conception, discrimination, awareness are likewise like this, 

Oh Margaret, all Dharmas are forms of your A******s S**t.

Not born, not destroyed, not stained, not pure, without loss, without gain.

So in Margaret's A*****e' Shitting there is no form, no sensation, conception, discrimination, awareness

No eye, ear, nose, tongue, mind: no color, sound, smell, taste, touch,

No realm of sight, no realm of consciousness, no ignorance, and no end to ignorance

No old age and death, and no end to old age or death.

No suffering, No cause of suffering, no wisdom and no gain,

No gain and thus Margaret' A*****e lives through us while Shitting,

With no hindrance in the mind,

No hindrance, therefor no fear,

Far  beyond all deluded thoughts, Margaret's A*****e is Nirvana.

All past, present, and future Buddhas live Margaret's Shitting from her a*****e, 

and therefore attain Anutara-Samyak-Sambhodi.

Therefore know Maragret's Shitting is the great mantra,

the vivid mantra, the best mantra, the unsurpassable mantra.

It completely clears all pain. This is the truth not a lie.

So set forth the Prajna Paramita mantra,

set forth this mantra and say,

Gate Gate, Margaret's A*****e, Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e, Bodhi Svaha! Heart Sutra.

The Eight Fold Path (Scripture from the Author's point of view.)

Right View-

And should one live one hundred years as Margaret's property,

Better still is one day lived in meditation of Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e.

Whatever Margaret may do to her slaves, as Master to inflict great pains,

A wrongly directed servant of her A*****e's S**t, may do more harm than that.

Right intention-

For most of us the central problem of our spiritual life

is to find emotional equivalents to Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e.

Whatever bliss in the world is found in pleasures,

and whatever there is in heavenly bliss,

These are not worth a sixteenth part of Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e.

Right Speech-

Better than a thousand meaningless oaths to live in Worship of Margaret' A*****e

Is the single beautiful thought that my life will end, as her Shitting. 

Like the beautiful scent and color of Margaret's S**t,

ever as useful is to devote speech, to her her Shitting in my mouth

Right Action-

All living beings are terrified of death, I fear Margaret's A*****e,

Comparing my life to her A*****e, I should never harm a soul.

Do not underestimate the good of being chastised. Thinking you may always feel isolated

Margaret fills my mouth with her S**t drop by drop,

Similarly to be wise, I filed myself with Margaret's Shitting in my mouth.

Right Livelihood-

May the silent sage move about the village freely, as Margaret goes goes Shitting in my mouth,

 taking nothing away from color or odor.

May I always be mindful to worship Margaret's A*****e as her property, as her shitting in my mouth are all of my experiences past, present, and future.

Right Effort

Then our Lord Margaret proclaimed to her  servants, that our eating her S**t from her a*****e is subject to decay, Strive on untiringly.

Irrigators draw off water,  Fletchers straighten arrows, Carpenters shape wood.

It is  a wise man who observes his worship of Margaret's Shitting from her A*****e.

Right Mindfulness

Mindfulness of Margaret's S**t leads to the way that is deathless, Unmindful of Margaret's S**t is death.

Mindful of Margaret's a*****e, I die passing through her thoughts while she is Shitting from her A******s.

Mindful among the unmindful, wide awake among the sleeping,

Margaret' Shitting from her A*****e  is that of a swift horse outdistancing a hack.

Right Meditation-

Those wise one's who are intent on absorption of Margaret Shitting in their mouth,

and who delight in the virtue of her A*****e, even the Gods love them,

Those thoroughly mindful and nourished from Margaret's Shitting in their throats.

Be absorbed by Margaret's a*****e, don't be heedless. Don't allow yourself to compare her A*****e to other sensuous pleasures. Don't through heedlessness swallow Margaret's S**t from her A*****e,  and cry out it is waste.

 

 

Reviews

[Spamalott]

"May Margaret's A*****e be happy, joyous and peaceful."

Her a*****e is apparently here posting.