Key to My HeartA Story by RivuletofSorrowA metaphysical, metaphorical story :)
The Door was white like a snowy field. What was behind the door? thought Erick. He had always wondered what lay behind that mysterious door with its round knob and sanguine paintwork. It was the door to his home. He had purchased it three years ago but sadly he was deafly afraid of the carpet. Carpet is scratchy. It irritated his feet and caused blisters. He didn't wear shoes cuz he believed the devil's soul was in them. Socks were also evil.
The Door spoke in a giant manly voice. 'Do not open me Eric.' Eric breathed in deeply. He paused. 'Challenge......wait for it accepted.' He gently touched the door handle with a gentle twist. 'Ow. Meanie. I thought we had something special' wailed the door angrily. 'I am offended.' The door was giving him the silent treatment from now on. 'Don't be like that baby.' Eric rubbed his body up against the door. 'You're the only one for me. I will cherish your soul for as long as I live. When we die, we will be buried side by side in a carpentry shop, like you always wanted.' Erik got down on one knee. 'Door,' he stroked the door lovingly. He looked up but it didn't have eyes to look into. 'Will you marry me. We can be Mr. and Mr. Erik Doorman.' The door nodded. 'Yes my love. But first you must tell me why you were away on that train! I have found your keys honey dearest. They're under the matt.' Eric looked perplexed, 'Where is the matt?' 'Under your feet.' Eric gasped. 'I never would've thought they'd be there!' He rummaged under the dirty matt. 'Oh some chewing gum! Tasty!' He ate it, enjoying the scrumptious taste of blewberry and twigs. After that, he picked up the key. 'Ah ha! I solved my quest.' Door said, 'Your quest was to come inside.' 'You're a bit forward.' 'You asked me to marry you!' 'That was before I found the key. Now I have more options. Why buy the door when I can get inside for free?' The door spat. Saliva landed on Eric's forehead. 'Ew! I loved you, my love.' 'Liar! I will be locked forever!' Exclaimed the door dramatically. Eric jammed the key fiercely into the hole. 'It doesn't fit!' 'I have changed my locks. Now you must marry me!' 'Oh no!' To defy the door, Eric courageously, with his sparkling hand powers, turned into a snake so he could slide under the door. He didn't have feet any more. So he could lie on his belly an slither along. Eric's wife came home. In her annoying high pitched voice she said to the door, hands on hips, 'Where is that Eric? I want to hit him with this mallet!' Eric's wife Erica pounded the door with the malet, 'How dare you shelter him from me! Why would you protect such a salmon!' The door stood defiantly, its solid oak erect against her curved over body. Erica was hunched over, because she was extremely old. Eric was a gigolo. Erica was extremely rich and threw spray paint gold over the door. 'Take that!' The door loved being sprayed. It was a make over. The door smiled without lips, it was all internal. Erica eyed up the door with disdain and a faintly erotic feeling. Eric, as we now know - as Eric the Snake - hid behind the door. The door angrily exploded BOOM! And the whole house crumbled down. Decimated. An obliterated home costing hundreds of dollars cuz it was a slum. Erica liked to live like a monk. Her hair was shaved off. Erica stood pleasingly knowing the insurance on her house would pay out. Then she'd be richer. Eric cried snake tears and blinked, though snakes have no eyelids in which to blink, 'The door is DEAD! WAAA!' Eric and Erica stood opposite each other and rubble was on top of Eric's back but he wasn't killed cuz his snake skin was supper strong. Erica bleatedly shouted obscurity and hit Eric with the malet. His body somehow was squashed by the malet and not the house, because mallets were his criptonit. Xs formed over his eyes to show Erica he was dead. The door was upset and came back to life. 'You killed me!' Then it picked up the magazine from the doormat and read it, 'Oh Garfield's good this week.' Then the door choked and fell over like in Shakespeare's works.
© 2014 RivuletofSorrowAuthor's Note
Featured Review
Reviews
|
Stats
411 Views
5 Reviews Added on July 2, 2014 Last Updated on July 2, 2014 Author
Related WritingPeople who liked this story also liked..
|