20 Questions In Life

Some of the most interesting questions in life- the kind that everybody wonders about (unless they already know the answer).

20 Questions in Life

Asking the questions that everyone wonders about

...

unless you already know the answer.

 

1. If there are so many jokes about Elmo being a murderous pervert, then why do we still let kids watch "Sesame Street"?
2. Why do people think that injuring yourself is funny? It HURTS!!
3. If a train is going east at 100 mph, and another train is heading west at 58 mph, then why don't they crash?
4. If H2O is part oxygen, then why can't we breathe in it?
5. With all of the advanced technology today, why can't we find anything like the Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, Bigfoot, or Amelia Earhart's plane?
6. If an education is priceless, then why do private schools charge so much?
7. Why do we wear clothes? We all look the same underneath.
8. Speaking of which, why are people judged by appearance? Maybe we had a bad hair day, or we were in such a rush this morning that we dumped Chinese food on our shirts and didn't have the time to change. Why don't we judge by character instead?
9. Why is it so hard to choose something good when there's a lot of pressure on you? You never pick anything good, it always turns out to be some piece of junk that we would never like. Stupid lines.
10. Why do people talk to inanimate objects? We all know it won't answer back, but how do we find comfort in it?
11. Why does silence bother us so much?
12. What IS fruitcake? It doesn't make sense; Fruit and cake are both great, but fruitcake is a bunch of nasty crap.
13. Also, why do we even bother making MORE fruitcake? Nobody eats it, no matter how fresh it is. We just re-gift it.
14. Why is unacceptable to buy a gift for yourself? We hardly ever get what we want; not unless we tell everyone what we want. And then, there's no surprise!
15. Why don't we obey the rules? We know we'll get in trouble for it.
16. What's that guy thinking?
17. If there's so much genetic science today, then why don't we have superpowers yet?
18. Why doesn't something hurt until you think about it?
19. If alcohol is a liquid, and liquid smothers a fire, then why does alcohol make a fire worse?
20. Why is it that whenever we drink something hot, and we KNOW it's hot, we're surprised?

By

~Silver~

Author's Note

Don't yell if you think it's bad; I made this around quarter-to-seven in the morning.-Silver

Reviews

[RiverOfSilver]

Aw, thank you so much, guys! ~Silver~

[RiverOfSilver]

Cute Silver! ^^ ~River

[Noah]

Good questions. most were funny too. cool idea.

[witchiekatez]

LOL. it was funny really.