Dressed for Snow

Dressed for Snow

A Poem by Rita L. Sev
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I’ve donned my toasty snowpants,

a hat, my boots, some gloves,

twice around I’ve snugly wound

that homemade scarf Mom loves

 

I’m wearing seven layers,

as warm as warm can be

I’m dressed for snow from head to toe ~

but first, I have to pee… 



© 2014 Rita L. Sev


Author's Note

Rita L. Sev
The snow is addling my brain...

Disclaimer: I do not own snowpants

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ron
LOL this was so funny. And so very true, isn't always the case, just when we get all ready we have to pee?

Posted 10 Years Ago


ron

10 Years Ago

Thank you for sharing. So just that I have this right...no snow pants?
Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Nope - just a lot of layers!
ron

10 Years Ago

Lol. Well if its any consolation I don't own a pair either.
LOL Rita, geez this reminds me of when I used to get the kids ready to go out in the snow, of course someone always had to pee!! hahaha ;-)

Love the disclaimer too...you're a nutter.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Frieda P

10 Years Ago

I hear ya, that's where all the fractur'd fairy tales are coming from, ice on the brain me thinks! W.. read more
Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Had to giggle at the word "nutter" - Just watched a press conference updating the state of the city,.. read more
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

HA, what a great name! Almost as good as Pickle LOL ;-P
Hi rita, this is nicely crafted. I enjoyed reading

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed, Cassie!
i bet you don't own snowpants...:)

and yes, we get all bundled up but forget first to take care of business.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

:) Thanks for reading this bit of silliness, Jacob!
I’m dressed for snow from head to toe ~
but first, I have to pee…

Oh dear …. I certainly remember those days. Very funny, Rita.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

10 Years Ago

Thanks, Pryde... trying to grasp the funny in all this white stuff... :)

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Added on January 22, 2014
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Philadelphia, PA



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