Brace Yourself

I don’t know how to tell you this,

It really is disturbing,

I hope that you’re prepared to hear

this news that’s quite unnerving

 

I was stunned by this great insight

that came clear out of the Blue:

the Center of the Universe called ~

and ~ surprise!  It wasn’t you.

 

 

Author's Note

My sarcastic Muse is awake...

Reviews

[annie lee]

Oh -- what a neatly delivered stiletto to the inflated ego! I love this. The rhyming is light-hearted and so is the cadence. The kaboom is in the last line! wow.

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Thanks, 2minichinz!

[Pryde Foltz]

You got a call from the beyond?
No, say it isn't so.
The Centre of the Universe? pfft!
That guy's an a*****e.

Fun, fun, fun write.

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Yes, indeed! Thanks, Pryde!

[Marie]

It wasn't? That really is unnerving...

[Rita L. Sev]

LOL! Sorry, Marie! :)

[QuietlyCrash]

HA! I love it. You're so sassy, Rita. Thanks for sharing :))

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Thanks, Riley! :)