Brace Yourself

I don’t know how to tell you this,

It really is disturbing,

I hope that you’re prepared to hear

this news that’s quite unnerving

 

I was stunned by this great insight

that came clear out of the Blue:

the Center of the Universe called ~

and ~ surprise!  It wasn’t you.

 

 

Author's Note

My sarcastic Muse is awake...

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

Clever , witty , brilliant , wise...:)

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Thank you, Sami!

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)

[Aehr]

haha oh Rita this is amazing! :P Its so short but it has the capability of man=king me laugh out loud. I love the sarcasm :D Great job. :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Thanks, Rhea! Glad to give a chuckle! :)

[Aehr]

:P I certainly must thank YOU for that haha :D

[richom]

What a crushing put-down. If only I had the nerve to use it. Richard

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Yes, sadly, the people who most need to hear this likely never will...

[Wicked Dahlia]

a little sarcasm is always good thing to get you through the day! especially when dealing with several "center of the universe's" lol. i love a good lighthearted read!

[Rita L. Sev]

Thanks, Dahlia!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm to the left of center

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! There you are... ;)

[s y e]

Hahahahaha, this made me laugh! I swear you are the Queen at writing hilarious things!

All hail Queen Rita!

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! I am truly humbled, dear Noodle! :)

[Kwiksie Ifediora]

haa haa haa haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I just knew it! I knew it!
Once i started, and saw how brief it was, i KNEW you were up to something. :D
Ah! I would love to spend a day with you (bet my sides would hurt ten times more than they do now) :p.
I think this is classic, i might need to send it to a great many who've thus far excelled at their self-deciet courses -- facebook, twitter, the works! hehe
Many thank yous for sharing this Rita!

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! You know me well, Kwiksie! ;) And we would indeed have fun... Thanks!

[Angel]

Oh, Rita! I am simply devastated!!!!
ROFLOL...
You are a treasure. I know several people who need to hear this news...
Should we send it up to Capitol Hill, do you suppose? Perhaps our Congress and our Senate...maybe even our Supreme Court Justices...oh, yeah, and the Pentagon...and let's not forget the people living in that big White House!
OH...

Witty write, Rita!!
LOL...my tongue gets stuck every time I try to say that...

[Rita L. Sev]

Yes, I think we need to send this to all of these places... and maybe I need to tape it to my own mirror... ;) Thanks, Angel!

[TL Boehm]

You are so adept at barbed poetry. I love it! Its smart, cutting writing! Well done. I want to send this to several people. :)

[Rita L. Sev]

:) Thank you, Tammy! I want to print this on a flyer and post them all around the city... :)

[Onku Ghosh]

Lovely write,Rita...........witty, sarcastic and humorous.Could be a befitting tribute to some.ha ha

[Rita L. Sev]

Thanks, Onku! Yes, I know a few people who might need to read this... ;)