No Credits

I got my PhD
In stupidity
My Masters is
In nothing
Cause there
Is nothing
For me to master?
I have a
A Bachelors
In loneliness
With a minor
In distrust
An Associate's
In avoidance
That credits me
With nothing
Cause I can't
Relate to humanity
Cause I have withdrawn
From the university
Of life

Reviews

[SleeplessVolcano]

LOL.....such a clever piece....but there is genius wisdom in what you are saying....both Newton and Einstein went through a season of "not learning" in conventional ways......and during that haitus, they made their best discoveries......:)

[The Analog Kid]

Very clever. Love it. Also, good ending.

[Jerome F Knox III pseudonym Nefarious J. Dorsey]

Thanks so much for the kind review....

[The Analog Kid]

Sure anytime. Great idea!

[Afraa]

It is official. This is the funniest, most entertaining piece I have read on this damn website so far. I cracked up to the ends of the Earth on the first two lines. Thank you! It was much needed. I applaud you for the creativity levels in this poem, which are as high as the sky! In a way, this was actually kind of saddening, but the funniness outweighed it.

The last three lines were absolutely jaw dropping; did not see that coming. Way to seal up a poem!

You really thought outside the box on this one.

Thank you for sharing and making me laugh!

[Jerome F Knox III pseudonym Nefarious J. Dorsey]

I am glad that I made you laugh... I am told that it is good for the soul....thanks