Higher Degrees Of Stupidity

You have changed positions

In the Circus

No longer a juggler

But a master fool

Even with a near

Perfect credit score

I wanted to credit

You with more

But I can’t

See

Even with

Your Ph.D.

And your

Master’s Degree

It’s the

The Bachelor’s degree

You are after

Although you

Know that he

Loves that

Young Associate’s

Degree a little

Bit more

Cause the value

Of  her High School

Diploma

And young tasty

Aroma

Will always

Leave your

Heart sore