Canadian Yogic Meditation part 2

Meditations while practicing the age old traditional Canadian Yoga technique called in None-Sens-Script as IHAVETOSHOVELLALLTHAT FUCKINGSNA

Canadian Yogic Meditation part 2

 

Here again with some meditative thoughts from the age old traditional Canadian Yoga technique called in None-Sens-Script as IHAVETOSHOVELLALLTHAT FUCKINGSNA

Let me introduce myself I'm a certified Canadian Yogi and judging by my son snow removal skill you could say that he is a Canadian Boo Boo. My wife, the Domestic Goddess, spend most her time in her hibernating den.  When she rises from it, she displays all the attributes of a Grizzly Mama Bear protecting her cub, in the springtime.

 

First Meditation: From another anthropological observation:,

They say that Inuit's, pejoratively also known as Eskimo (flesh-eater, cannibal), got twenty words in the vocabulary to express ''snow''. Likewise Québécois pejoratively also known as French Canadians (French speaking suckers) got twenty swearing words to express it too.

 

Second Meditation: Canadian Bestiary

 We have seen yesterday one of the most dreaded member of the Canadian Bestiary;  Boreas , the boreal northern wind. Today, we are introduce to, probably the fearest and most hated of all, THE ABOMINABLE  SNOW PLOW MAN. Rarely observed, this canadian cryptid, is mostly recognized by his abject nocturnal activities. Yes,  this is the infamous culprit that stack three feet of ice pack heavy snow in front of  your  drive  way at  5:00 AM  waking up the whole  house.

 

Third meditation: I always wanted to be a Guru

I always wanted to be a Guru,  sending  my  adepts  to  the World Outside My Window,  practicing  the Canadian  Yogic Breathing  Technique  and  enjoying the art  of  Snow Removal. Each snow shovel load purifying their soul (and doing a great job on my drive way)

Reviews

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Hah ha - this is priceless Richard. As the old saying goes - "Why have a dog, then bark yourself?"
Yogi and Boo Boo - *laughing here*
I loved that Abominable Snow Plough man.
Here was me thinking I was going to learn about Meditiation and Canada et al and the only thing I gone and learned that the WC has a (new) very dry wonderfully witty writer.
Class !! lol