The Canadian Abominable Snowplows Man

Canadian cryptids

Canadian Cryptology

The Canadian Abominable Snowplows Man 

 

The Canadian Abominable Snowplows Man is a cryptid mutation between a human, a truck and.....a beaver!  This Canadian cryptid like his cousin the Abominable Parking Ticket Attendee is very unpopular in the people's heart because of the snow and ice dams he built in front of your drive way during his nocturnal outing. The Québec sub group belongs to the genus ''Red Neck'' which differs from his American cousin in the fact that he doesn't have a gun rack in his cab and only listen to French radio station.

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[DarkFable]

Congratulations, my good sir! You've managed to put together my two favorite things, cryptology and humor. I legit LOL'd. Well done 👏👏👏