The great Store of the afterlife

aftelife department store

The great Store of the afterlife[1]

 

The realm of afterlife but

The street level of a great store

With perfume and sensual welcoming hostesses

The information booth managed by the Grim Reapers

Leading you to other planes of existence

The great Escalator to Heavens

White gown, neon crown and lyre department

Or to the liquidation basement to Hell

Fireplace and BBQ for all

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[1] 2015-05-22

Reviews

[Devons]

Or the humorist's afterlife...
This made me laugh, so it must be good. I really like:
"White gown, neon crown and lyre department"
...that's excellent. The funniest and most sardonic line of all.
I have an idea that somehow whichever way you go there will be "sensual welcoming hostesses" ...then the shower room...
Which floor, sir?