A Public Alert

From my book 'One Hundred Fart Poems'

Strange things occur

When researching fart

At the library

Georgina District Regional

Peter Gzowski Branch

I used the electronic catalog

Their brainiac computer

I asked it to search

For ‘flatulence’

Algorithm shot back

<Item not found>

<Did you mean: clarence>

If you come to Georgina

Be wary of Clarence