Ima date your mom.

had dis in my notes for a while decided to post it now lol

I'll steal your mom, mate.
Take her on a nice romantic date.
It'll be really f*****g great.
I'll buy her an expensive gift,
She won't even have to gimme sèx in exchange for it.
Ima treat her like a goddess.
Like she's dabess,
Then ima take her home at the end of the night.
Leave and never call her again, alright.

Author's Note

Feedback appreciated like always.