Happy The Squirrel

Just one of those average day until the unexpected occurred.

 

Oh, What A Happy, Happy Day For Happy

Happy Is Out Of The Mood Of Being Snappy

He Took A Peek Out From The Hole On The Tree

Taking A Quick Peek To See What's There To See

Everything Is All Very Quiet And So Nice

Thinking Way Much More Than Twice

Before Deciding To Go Out And Enjoy

While Eating And Treating His Nut Like A Toy

Finally, Happy Made A Choice To Go Out

Rather Than Staying Inside And Pout

Taking A Real Deep Breath For The Air To Whiff

Then Pointing His Nose Around To Sniff

Climbing Down From The Tree To The Ground

Staying On Guard For Any Of Those Hounds

Running Inside And Around The Tall Grass

Until The Sunlight Reflecting From The Glass

Hitting Happy's Eyes As He Quickly Rubs Them

By That, He's Starting To Feel So Overwhelm

Instead Finding The New Nuts He Was Raking

He Decides To Take A Break And Do Sunbathing

Laying On His Belly Over The Piles Of Dry Rocks

Rolling Around On His Back And Watching The Flocks

Stretching His Body Open Widely And Start Hacking

Sound Of Half Of His Bones Begin To Cracking

Lazy M**********r Just Had Been Roadkilled

Therefore, It Was A Happy Day To Get Killed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

What? Don't even start with the "Aww, poor squirrel" craps. You gotta admit that it sure was a good day for him to die.

Reviews

[alesuriko]

This is absolutely brilliant. I love the satire on children's poetry. It starts off with such a cute name and cute imagery, peaceful and fun and playful. And ends with a wheel running over a small, furry creature with swear words and rubber. There are some points when the rhythm feels slightly off, but overall this was a wonderful poem. Truly hilarious!

[The Viking]

Love it. That just brightened my day. I love the last lines, "Lazy M**********r Just Had Been Roadkilled

Therefore, It Was A Happy Day To Get Killed". You may want to change around 'just' and 'had' as it would make more grammatical sense. THis is pretty different from your normal work. It was good - that squirrel deserved to die, he was too damn happy. I can't stand that.

[Lia]

Nice fun and iki! lol Well done x

[Wolfwind Words]

The road is a dangerous place for happy little creatures. It's always a good day for them to die. If it wasn't, then I guess road's wouldn't exist for them to sunbath on.

A wickedly funny and twisted piece!

I loved the crunch part. I could hear it!

Great Poem!

Aaron Maycroft