My Associate and I : The Cap'n and Wren

My Associate and I : The Cap'n and Wren

A Stage Play by Rena Beau
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The Cap'n and I have some of THE BEST moments. Please, enjoy our obnoxiousness. More to come! Exchange takes place: August 1, 2008

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[19:24] Teh Sound Chick: Man, I so wish I was good at something. X.x;;
[19:24] Cap'N Luke: Like what?
[19:24] Teh Sound Chick: ANYTHING.
[19:24] Teh Sound Chick: Lol.
[19:25] Cap'N Luke: Maybe take up an instrument?
[19:26] Teh Sound Chick: I can semi-play piano.
[19:26] Teh Sound Chick: And semi-semi-play acoustic guitar.
[19:27] Cap'N Luke: Piano and guitar are too common...  Like, I might take up the violin...  Or sitar, if I can find one.
[19:27] Cap'N Luke: You should try something like...  Bagpipes.  Or the ocarina.
[19:27] Teh Sound Chick: Rotfl.
[19:28] Teh Sound Chick: That's not really something you advertise.
[19:28] Teh Sound Chick: "Oh yeah, I'm a specialist." "Really!?!?!??! OMGZ!!!!11!!! In, lyk3 wut?" "Bagpipes." ". . .v.v U m4k3 me 4 s4d l3373rz"
[19:30] Cap'N Luke: Who cares?  What if you happen to be walking down the street and hear a bunch of guys playing in their garage, and the all of a sudden you hear the following exchange:
Todd: Oh, man...  We suck...
Chad: Dude, we need a new sound.
Alvin: Like what?
Cecil: Something exotic.
And then you could be like, "Well, I play the...  The pan flute." and they'd be like, "F**K YEAH!  Pan Flute at the Disco!"

[19:30] Teh Sound Chick: XDDDD
[19:30] Teh Sound Chick: That just made my day.
[19:31] Teh Sound Chick: Almost about as much as "Wall-E is like Windows 98 tryin' to get with Vista--it's just NOT compatible."

© 2009 Rena Beau


Author's Note

Rena Beau
This is listed under "Stage Play" due to the fact that it is purely dialogue. The only name in here that is actually a SN is mine, which is Teh Sound Chick. Feel free to message me, just let me know you're from here so I don't freak. XD

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Rena Beau
Rena Beau

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My name's Serenity Beausejour, Rena Beau's just so much simpler for the general public. I love reading, love writing more. I'm nineteen, and I am a happily taken (no, not by the father) teen mom, bu.. more..

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