When Life Gives You Korn

When Life Gives You Korn

-You yell it out

As if you faded it

They never will leave you

Korn will stick with you like gum

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-You befriend a guy named Cory and bother him

All night you bother him with a blow-out party

People all just come to dance the sex dance

Your friend comes without her dress

Uh-oh.

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-Dating is for jocks

You had dated one

He was a mother f****r

By that he drops his chips and spills his burp-cola

On your face

What an embarrassment from his laughing buddies

The cute one laughs also

Again the love enters inside you

F**k that

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-You can’t sleep

  Nobody can’t

 You sneak out to rob 7/11 store

Little store but that’ll do

Pranking loose the security

And steal some doughnuts and milk

You jump back on bed

And enjoy the TV news

Psycho robber attempts to prank police

And stoled delight

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-Morning breaks suck

You got cereal out

And there was no surprise prize inside

Little brother ate all the Frosted Flakes

You tried asking the neighbor for milk

But they declined and had none

You spilled the cup

And cursed loud

Parents just stared at you like”What the f**k is he doing?!”

Curse at them

Then zombiefy them both

To buy you milk and cereal forever

This time FrootLoops

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-The Dog attacked you

Because he desperately needed to go pee

So wee-wee was on you

You feel like you’re not dirsty anymore  

Or want to have the dog again

So you kill it

Now it bleeds and pees

How deadly.

 

When Life Gives You Korn

 

-The concert comes to your door

You ignored it you moron

Korn still waits

And waits

Infinitely waits

Till they break open the door

They bust the parents out

Take grandma

Watch a little SpongeBob

Break the TV

Go upstairs to your room

See you eye to eye

See you listening to Greenday

Holy f**k… you’re dead

After killing you they burry you

Leave you there

And they begin the concert

Outside everyone busy and bored

Hear the 7 problems of a Korn life (including you dead)

That they all gather around

Relizing

Life is Korny

Let’s SMOSH dance!!

 

The End XD

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[Jonathan De Elvira]

r u liking or just hating Korn by the way??? :P
confuse though XD...