You Been Warned

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READ VERY CLOSELY ....

Warning--any person, animal, vegetable, mineral and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental, public or private structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government, Mexico, Canada, and Tierra del Fuego, also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites and worthless apps, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my... profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to......... my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photo's or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. Especially pictures of me wearing women's clothes and/or nekkid photos of me which I call "tasteful art nouveau" or any other photo/video where I appear in a monkey suit with 9lbs. of bananas and a 14-inch purple d***o. 

You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, laminating, spackeling, watching, rubbing, and giggling or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s), wife(s), children(s), cat(s), dog(s),bird(s), marsupial(s), mothersbrothersauntssisterscousin(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. 

The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, intended for mature audiences because some images may or may not be disturbing to younger viewers and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law and or a really, really bad spanking in at least 5 states. In other words p*ss OFF A-HOLES!!!!!

UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

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[roarke]

That's one heck of a pentameter ya got there.