Ode to Blue Balls McGee (Humor/Limerick)

(Humor/Limerick)

There was a good lad named Blue Balls McGee,
who went to the pub for a pint.
He spent two quid and they topped of his lid,
and it made for an interesting night.

T'was then he met there, Mary 'Big Hands' Manhier,
and courted her off to her rooms.
For a tuppence or two she'd tumble you too,
for a pound she'd take on platoons.

But Blue Balls McGee found a problem you see,
and with you I'd like to share.
Mary 'Big Hands' Manhier was a man "down there"
And a "MAN" like you'd not believe.

Poor Blue Balls McGee was a very good lad,
if not but a little drunken.
T'was a swell time and how,
but the swelling gone down now.
And left Blue Balls all shrunken.

So...Blue Balls McGee, went sailing to sea,

to be like his dear old Dad.
In a new port of call,

he fell in with the sort of people nefariously bad.

Said Blue Balls McGee,"A pirate I'll be!"

and ran off in search of such.
He met with a crew and a ship that'd do,

captained by One Eyed Willy Butts.

Said One Eyed Willy to Blue Balls McGee "You'd make a fine first mate.
For pilliage and plunder,

the sea will provide,

a life that is more than first rate!"

For 40 years they looted and robbed,

till one day their number was up.
The end is now for Blue Balls McGee

 and Captain One Eyed Willy Butts.

Author's Note

This was a writers block ice breaker for me. My 'Old Man' always had a way of making everything ok with vulgar bravado!