Modern Day Rhyme

Hush little Facebook addict don't say a word, 

 Just download an app of Angry Birds. 

And if that app isn't fun you got enough data for another,

and if that goes past your plan.

 Don't worry my darling, they'll understand.

 And if that cellphone company charges you more, 

 go back to the one you had before. 

and when life gets stressful and you cannot take it no more, 

just listen to a clip from Jersey Shore .

 And if that clip isn't fun, you'll always be Mommy's number one.

Author's Note

Posted this on my phone so I don't know if it came out the way I meant it to.. The Grammar may be out of place or whatever because of my autocorrect.

Reviews

[Trigorin]

Not bad. You have a good concept here and this is appropriately cynical for the topic. I somewhat wish you'd used a different rhyme pattern and didn't try to base this off of that nursery rhyme, but I do get what you're trying to do with it. Well done.

[Soul Fire]

Thank you.

[C.A. Lucas]

Haha, I like it! So.. modern it's hilarious

[Soul Fire]

Thank you! :D

[Barbara Walker]

this cracked me up!

[Soul Fire]

Thanks!! I'm glad you liked it!