Callus

I've had this cluster of calluses on my left hand for over a year now. I thought I'd personify it a little.

I've got a callus on my thumb 

It looks like a vagina in it's mentrual stage 

It looks like a f*****g period vagina 

Apparently my thumb was feeling bad 

S****y, unattended 

Maybe it was in heat 

Who Knows? 

Maybe wounds are the only penetration that I'll ever experience 

Maybe getting hurt is the only way that I'll ever get laid 

Reviews

[Glen Yumang Manese]

This is down right to the point...with your words in a nonchalant way of expressing how you feel for your callus on your thumb...

[Michel]

Ouch! This is creative and painful and I admit, the analogy I found humorous.