My Cat's Rhapsody

This is the real life

Its such a fantasy

Caught by my a*s size

Escaping reality

Opened my eyes

Look at my size to see

I’m just a dough boy, I need your sympathy

Meows  are easy come, easy go

Jumping high, jumping low

No one ever really knows

Any way my a*s grows

Doesn’t really matter to me

Mama just killed a mouse

Put my claws against his head

Squeezed my paw and now he’s dead

Mama I’ve just begun,

We’ve got to throw them all away

Mama, I’ve got to try

If they come back tomorrow

I will carry on, carry on

Cuz mice don’t really matter

Never really mattered

To me

It’s not too late, but my time has come

Gotta leave you behind and chase the mice

Gotta leave you all behind and kill the shrews

I see a little silhouette of a mouse

Vamoose Vamoose

Or expect us to tango

Thunderbolts and lightning

Are very frightening to me

Galileo Magnifico

I’m just a doughboy

I know you love me

Spare me this life from these monstrosities

So you think can love me and leave me with mice

So you think you leave me and not expect them to die

Oh baby

We just gotta get them out, just gotta make this right

Mama Mia we just got make this right

Only catnip matters, anyone can see,

Only catnip matters, to me.

Any way the wind blows