The Divorce

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT IT'S REALITY FOR SOME MEN.

When it happened, I was very angry and I was also stunned.

My wife filed for a divorce just because Donald Trump won.

My wife is smart, sophisticated and she's also very pretty.

But I learned that she's also superficial, shallow and petty.

My mother always told me to appreciate what I've got.

But if you're wondering if I still appreciate my wife, I sure as hell do not. 

When she broke my heart, she didn't even feel remorse.

After seventeen years of marriage, she filed for a divorce.

I begged her not to leave but she packed her bags and walked out the door.

I was hurt at first but I've learned that I'm lucky not to have my wife anymore.

For a while I couldn't stop crying because what she did cut me deep.

But I'm a fortunate man to no longer have her because she's a creep.