Open All Hours

Open All Hours

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE "OPEN ALL HOURS" BRITCOM WHICH WAS ONE OF THE VERY BEST BRITISH SITCOMS.

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I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I always lie to sell my stuff.
If you don't like it, tough.
Children laugh at me because I'm large.
When I sell food, I always over charge.
I'll do whatever it takes to make a sell.
I want to have sex with Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.
My nephew is my delivery boy and his name is Granville.
His mother was a s**t, I wish that she had taken the pill.
People are always saying that I am rotten to the core.
If you don't want to be deceived, stay out of my store.
I can easily trick my customers into buying because they're not bright.
I will sell until the day that I kick the bucket and my name is Arkwright.
  

© 2022 Randy Johnson


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Added on October 1, 2022
Last Updated on October 1, 2022
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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



About
I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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