Open All Hours

THIS POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE "OPEN ALL HOURS" BRITCOM WHICH WAS ONE OF THE VERY BEST BRITISH SITCOMS.

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.

I always lie to sell my stuff.

If you don't like it, tough.

Children laugh at me because I'm large.

When I sell food, I always over charge.

I'll do whatever it takes to make a sell.

I want to have sex with Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

My nephew is my delivery boy and his name is Granville.
His mother was a s**t, I wish that she had taken the pill.

People are always saying that I am rotten to the core.

If you don't want to be deceived, stay out of my store.

I can easily trick my customers into buying because they're not bright.

I will sell until the day that I kick the bucket and my name is Arkwright.