How To Never Have To Wait In Lines

I want to share a story of mine.

It's about how to never have to wait in lines.

If you listen to me, you will no longer have to wait in lines at stores.

If you take my advice, you won't have to wait in lines anymore.

A few call me smart but most call me a punk.

Every time I go in a store, I always carry a skunk.

When people see my skunk, they always run.

When it comes to being in lines, I'm the only one.

The salesclerks get nervous as my items are being scanned.

Sadly, when I go in a store just once, I'm always banned.

A lady still stinks because when she screamed, it caused my skunk to attack.

The store owners put on gas masks and always tell me not to come back.

You should listen to my advice even though people call me a dunce.

But if you carry a skunk in each store, you'll only be able to do it once.