Your Car Sucks!A Poem by Randy Johnson
You've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.
You've been pestering me to buy one but I never will, one of your cars will never be mine. You want me to buy one but I'm going to pass. Your car sucks and you can shove it up your a*s. It takes fourteen hours to charge it and it can only be driven for thirty minutes. Your car is a joke and when it comes to one of them, you'll never see me in it. If I couldn't design a better car than yours, I'd give up and quit. I will never buy one of your cars because they are pieces of s**t.
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StatsAuthorRandy JohnsonTNAboutI was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..Writing
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