The Wig MakerA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM
When a wig maker saw my wife's hair, he adored it.
He wanted it and said that he'd pay top dollar for it. So I cut off my wife's hair while she was asleep. She walked out the door after calling me a creep. Perhaps I did go too far. But I wanted to buy a car. I went to a used car lot and bought a beautiful red Camaro. If you're wondering if I got away with it, the answer is no. My wife went home to be with her mother. And then I got a visit from her two brothers. One came at me with an axe, I'm lucky that my head wasn't severed. The other torched my Camaro and covered me with tar and feathers. It took four weeks to get that tar out of my hair and off my skin. If I live to be a hundred, I'll never cut off a woman's hair again.
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StatsAuthorRandy JohnsonTNAboutI was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..Writing
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