My Wife's Car Is In The Lake

A Poem by Randy Johnson

I forgot to set the parking brake.

So now my wife's car is in the lake.

You're looking at a man who can never catch a break.

My wife kicked my a*s just because I made a mistake.

She broke my left leg and I'm having to use a crutch.

I don't blame her for being mad but coming at me with a chainsaw is a bit too much.

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Added on April 9, 2015
Last Updated on April 9, 2015
Tags: Car, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Wife

I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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