![]() I killed the people who built the BatcaveA Poem by Randy Johnson
I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful way to behave. What I did was very wrong and it's enough to make your hair curl. But I couldn't risk them exposing Master Wayne's secret to the world. They died of heart failure because what I did was sinister and crude. I killed them by showing them a photo of George Bush Senior's wife in the nude. That photo is enough to kill anyone. It's much more cruel than using a gun. You'd better not rat me out or I'll show you that photo too. That's something that you don't want to happen to you.
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StatsAuthor![]() Randy JohnsonTNAboutI was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..Writing
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