That Damn Electric Blanket!

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.

I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.

As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.

For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.

I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.

They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.

Reviews

[Bare Trees]

hahaha. Humorous piece of poetry. I wish you more luck in the future. ha

[Alex]

Haha I love this poem, Its comical, engaging and with a hint of irony- great work!