Felicity UndeadA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one. But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?" I used dead body parts to build her and I brought her to life with electricity. At first I was very happy and I named her Felicity. But I accidentally gave her the brain of a Nymphomaniac. Whenever she sees a man, she always jumps in the sack. Men don't mind one bit that she's undead. They just like it because she goes to bed. I thought she'd be faithful, what am I going to do? If you're a man, she'll definitely want to nail you. © 2014 Randy Johnson |
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Added on October 30, 2014 Last Updated on October 30, 2014 Tags: Comedy, Funny, Halloween, Nymphomaniac, Undead AuthorRandy JohnsonTNAboutI was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..Writing
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