Felicity Undead

Felicity Undead

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.

But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?"

I used dead body parts to build her and I brought her to life with electricity.

At first I was very happy and I named her Felicity.

But I accidentally gave her the brain of a Nymphomaniac.

Whenever she sees a man, she always jumps in the sack.

Men don't mind one bit that she's undead.

They just like it because she goes to bed.

I thought she'd be faithful, what am I going to do?

If you're a man, she'll definitely want to nail you.

© 2014 Randy Johnson


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Added on October 30, 2014
Last Updated on October 30, 2014
Tags: Comedy, Funny, Halloween, Nymphomaniac, Undead

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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