Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE POPULAR 1987 VIDEO GAME.

I'm a Prizefighter and my name is Little Mac.

When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs.

I defeat all of my opponents even though they're twice as tall as me.

I have to jump when I punch their faces and I drive them to their knees.

It only took one punch to knock out Glass Joe.

When I fought Super Macho Man, I won by TKO.

I punched Bald Bull in the stomach when he began to charge.

He shook the whole ring when he fell because he's so large.

As I punched King Hippo in the stomach, his trunks kept falling down.

I only had to knock him down once to beat him, he couldn't last one round.

MR. Sandman was tough and he thought he could put me to sleep.

But I gave that moron such a beating that he started to weep.

When I fought Mike Tyson, I knocked him out and I whipped him before Buster Douglas did.

Tyson was so embarrassed because I was only seventeen years old, he was beaten by a kid.