I tried to skip out

A Poem by Randy Johnson

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.

The owner grabbed his shotgun and a testicleectomy was what I got.

When I saw the damage, it really made me sick.

My wife left because she doesn't want a eunuch.

It scared the hell out of me when he fired his shotgun.

Believe me when I say that being neutered is no fun.

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Added on May 12, 2014
Last Updated on May 12, 2014
Tags: Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humor

I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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