THE GREYHOUND AND THE HOG

A silly, fun rhyme.

"I wish that I was fatter,"
Said the greyhound to the hog.
"I wouldn't have to race, no more.
I wouldn't have to chase, no more.
I wouldn't do one speedy chore.
I'd be a happy dog."

"I wish that I was thinner,"
Said the hog back to the hound.
"I wouldn't have to live in mud.
Or wind up next to Yorkshire pud.
I'd slip out while the going's good.
If not so big and round."

© 2022 Vince Cleghorne

Author's Note

ignore grammar

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Added on May 16, 2022
Last Updated on May 16, 2022
Tags: #fun, #kids, #animals, #pig, #dogs

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Vince Cleghorne

Liverpool, Merseyside, United Kingdom

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