Red Team Spies

A Team Fortress 2 inspired parody of Fireflies :)

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million red team spies

Stabbed me in the back as I healed our team

Cause they appear from thin air

And sap sentries everywhere

You'd think me rude but I would just camp with flares

Chorus: I'd like to make myself believe

That control points fill slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay online when I'm asleep

Because my team is never as it seems

Cause I'd get a thousand hugs

from ten thousand game-crash bugs

As they tried to teach me how to rage

A sniper above my head

A pyro beneath my bed

Patience for soldiers is just hangin' by a thread

(Chorus)

Leave my base open just a crack

(Please spawn me away from here)

Cause I'm so sick of getting rush attacked

(Please spawn me away from here)

Why do I tire of losing sleep

(Please spawn me away from here)

When I'm too excited to change my keys

(Chorus)

To ten million red team spies

I'm weird cause I hate disguise

Got misty eyes as the host chose Well

But I know where medics are

If my team gets real bizarre

I know an Australian who keeps his pee in a jar

(Chorus) X3

...because my medic screams are bursting out the seems.

Reviews

[Liz]

Lmao, I didn't know that you put this up here. I love it XD.