Monkey Around

Feel a bit ill, silly seemed a good idea. This is written for a nonsense-rhyme contest.

Monkey sea, Monkey poo

Monkey see, Monkey shoo

Monkey C, Monkey A B who?

 

Bananas in pyjamas

Refuse to brush their teeth.

Why are bananas in pyjamas

When they neither dress nor sleep?

 

Baby bananas in pyjamas

Adorn Monkey fruit bowl;

So now bananas, skinless,

Fill Monkey belly hole.

 

Parent bananas find empty pyjamas

And declare war on Monkeys.

Conflict is always nonsensical;

Aye, like this verse, it's crazy.

 

Monkey sea, Monkey poo

Monkey see, Monkey shoo

Monkey C, Monkey A B who?

 

Author's Note

Let me know if it works ok or not. Cheers.

Reviews

[Wulfstan Crumble]

Banana herbs (they're not trees - ive watched QI) walk...did you know that? Well, they do in colombia but then a lot of weird s**t happens down there. lol. Im not sure about the fluidity of the third stanza:

Baby bananas in pyjamas
Adorn monkey fruit bowl(s)
Bananas now skinless (So skinless bananas)
Fill Monkey belly hole(s).

Parent bananas find empty pyjamas
Declare war on Monkeys
War always consists of nonsense - (war's always consistently nonsense)
And, like this verse, is crazy - (And like this verse, rarely rhymes)

Very funny my friend. Keep up the nonsense and good luck with the contest.

[Bubo]

I like this light hearted entertaining piece............banana's in pyjama's.........I remember them!!
Loved the verse, and know kids would enjoy this nonsense!
Thank you for making me smile!