Dyslexic Blasphemy

My god is called God.

 

I took God out for a walk.

God crapped on my neighbour's lawn.

I rubbed God's nose in his own s**t.

Reviews

[Emily Rose]

... This is just plain brilliant. It reminds me of that joke about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac. You really get your (blasphemous) point across in a matter of a few lines and with no room for false interpretations. Part of me feel like it should be defending God, but I don't particularly feel like it. Good job.

[Wulfstan Crumble]

Dog was unhappy and cast down gin n light upon thee. Very amusing. I feel there was a grammatical error in there somewhere...ah yes, in my review.

[Fabian G. Franklin]

Yes, and I had a cat once that was an agnostic,dyslexic, insomniac. He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

[eli mercuree rue]

gods funnt like that

jus cause


god planned it all by letting it exist

i feel
godly
all of a sudden

[Lauren Xena Campbell]

Very amusing. Lol!

[lostintheworld]

haha

i f'n love it.

take that hymn hummers!!

[W.k.kortas]

It brings to mind the dyslxic atheist Japanese film critic who refused to acknowledge the existence of Dogzilla...witty and clever, with some bite to go with its bark.

[Rain]

Witty. Did you mean your god is called god ?..or dog. More clever "my Dog is called God. Cool write. Rain..

[Bubo]

Your so witty and certainly made me smile....perfect title!
I took God out for a walk............now that would make a poem!

[Emily B]

This is just funny! And damned clever.

[Damien Dsoul]

I can feel someone about to recieve a lightning rod strike from the Man Upstairs any moment now. But hot damn, this is such a funny (crazy funny) piece. Ought to think about turning this into a story.