Dyslexic Blasphemy

My god is called God.

 

I took God out for a walk.

God crapped on my neighbour's lawn.

I rubbed God's nose in his own s**t.

Reviews

[Emily Rose]

... This is just plain brilliant. It reminds me of that joke about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac. You really get your (blasphemous) point across in a matter of a few lines and with no room for false interpretations. Part of me feel like it should be defending God, but I don't particularly feel like it. Good job.

[Rachel Eisenberg]

HAHAHA!

That's amazing.

(I'll be cashing in my one-way ticket to hell now XD )

[Dominick]

Damn it! I only wish I had thought of that first. Its genius. Like eating 3 french fries and being fully stuffed with enjoyment. The title alone is a cleaver eye catcher. Good show old boy!

[Julie Dant]

Very amusing and clever. Love it! ;0)
Julie

[hyancynthstofeedthysoul]

Something is back asswards here. I have had several canines over the years. They all had the same name, ''Dog''.

[zig]

all i can do is grin at this... clever! zig

[E. M. Murren]

LMFAO As a dyslexic, I had to read this work. Really fun! Cheers.

[Melanie Jane Boicourt S..]

My god is called monkey butt by my children sometimes.
Loved the poem.
Love All,
Mejasha

[Mark Pearce]

How DARE you write this tremendously intersting litte piece.

[Just Manoosh]

Brilliant brilliant brilliant ....... I needed to read this today! Mx