Sonnet 7

I guess this is what authors do when bored. =))

7

 

Oh Pikachu, you, electric mouse, you!

Zap ev’ryone with a taste of lightning.

It hurts like hell, you b*****d, oh, it’s true…

And by that, I must say, it is fright’ning.

But I cannot deny that you are cute

At times more so than other Pokemon.

If only you were not much of a brute

Maybe Raichu would take you as a son.

Sadly, I must say, you’re too zap-happy,

Countless people in the hospital ward.

Cute you may be but you act so crappy

That I would prefer a jar of mustard.

Farewell Pikachu, you sick little prick,

You make even the little children sick