A gentle lob guides my airborne keys into the key
bowl. Landing off center and hitting the inside edge of the bowl, playing a
round of roulette before finally settling.
Shower beer. I thought
happily, as I swung open the fridge. F**k I’m glad it’s Friday. Works been
hellish this week. Ill finish my paper while Halloween II plays in the
background. Just in time for the last 20 minutes of the most gut-wrenching
horror ever made. The bathroom door
creaks, and a spine tingling chill crawls its way up the lower end of my spine
and into the apex of my neck. Well that’s f*****g odd. I thought. I
pop the top of the can as I turn the temperature gauge somewhere between molten
core of the Earth and just hot enough to hurt a little. The heat builds an atmosphere of pure
steam. I get in. F*****g
seven hells that’s hot. I take a
pronounced sip of my beer. For the love of god. That half empty
conditioner bottle looked like a f*****g knife poking its curious edge through
the shower curtain. Reaching out of the shower curtain, I grab my beer from
atop the toilets tank. Peering out into
the enveloping layer of steam, a sudden unsettling sense tingles my hairs. Alright
then, no horror movies tonight. I’m already stricken with terror. I draw the shower curtain back and grab
my shampoo. Water cleansing the
mundanity of the work week, rolls over my face.
Bubbles trailing behind. F**k, how’d I let soap get in my eye. Turning counter clockwise to revert my
apparent irrevocable mistake of letting soap infiltrate my eyes, I notice the
silhouette of a slender body, distorted by the wavy shower curtains. Lending it
the illusion of a wicked entity, while bearing a twisted smile. Although somehow I knew I was already dead, I
still felt the knife.