The Bet, The Lawyer and One Confused Genie

The Bet, The Lawyer and One Confused Genie

A Chapter by Weaza

  I listen to Weaza act like a lawyer all the time and sometimes it bothers me with how much she knows... "When for instints, if the person that rubbed you lamp died, there has to be a rule to pass on the wishes or else it would be an endless cycle. Then..." she starts lecturing the confused genie. I just stare at my sister. What the hell? How is this gonna get us out of here? I fix my dark purple dress and continue listening. "So therefore you must pass on the wishes." "Fine but under one condition..." "I am not up to bargening here. I stated the facts and found ou thow to bend them now you must give me atleast one wish or else." "What or else?" she asks scepticly, "I'll break your lamp." Then the whole room goes cold. From watching plenty of movies, I know what happens if you break a genie's lamp. Chaos and screams, seem like they run out of the lamp. The Genie who belongs to the lamp gets lighting bolts thrown at it and ect. It is not a good day for the genie. "But I wanna make a bet." "What's the bet..?" Weaza turns her head toward the genie. It seemed like they were playing a mental game of poker. Weaza had the perfect hand, and the cards on the table were on her side, but there was that one card that would be put on the table and ruin her chances of getting what she wanted. "I will give you three wishes. But the bet is. You can't get out of wonderland with out using just one. If you only use just one wish. You can come back anytime you want and have unlimited wishes. But if you use more then one wish to get out of wonderland... One of you must stay with me forever." I start to have a cold sweat, I know Weaza's face, she is puzzleing between something. Maybe thinking of another loop hole to get us out of this. "I have a counter offer." she says with a straight face. "Because there are two people, Victoria and I, and usally one person gets three wishes...I want both of us to have three wishes and that both of us get to use one wish... Deal?" WHAT? Was she insane? Yes, I agree that is a good counter offer but what if we fail? Oh I hope she has something more. The genie looked shocked, "So you both get to use one wish? Which means you get two wishes combined?" No duh genie. No one plus one equals fish. I want to say, but I keep my mouth shut waiting for her answer. "That is a good deal...I suppose I could accept that." the genie tells Weaza, "One more thing Genie." Weaza says with suspense rising in the small room, "You need to let us out of this room. No wishes will be used to get out of this specific room you need to let us out." "Fine." the genie says quietly. Weaza puts out her hand and I want to jump between them and stop the bet but its too late. The genie takes Weaza's hand and all you hear are shocks or when you hear a spark. Weaza turns to me and helps me up. Behind us there is a black hole. "This will lead you into Wonderland. I only control this little white room. Be lucky." I grabbed Weaza's hand and jumped through the hole.  

 



© 2009 Weaza


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Only you would freaking dream this up and then write about it. I don't want to even know you at this point an I feel bad for Victoria for even being apart of it, because I agree, your screwing yourselves over. Good luck. :]

Posted 15 Years Ago


Good job idiot. You're going to get us stuck forever. You and your stupid lawyer, poker ways.

Good book so far, but you really are screwing us over.

Posted 15 Years Ago


Alright! I can't wait to see how they get out of Wonderland! Yet again filled with funny goodness and randomness! GOOD WRITE!

Posted 15 Years Ago



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