Oh how much I miss this place
I swore I’d never leave
Found no one to kiss my a*s
On Hello Poetry
Moved my poems over there
About 400 plus
But no one seems to read my work
Nope, no one makes a fuss
Maybe it’s my profile
They think it comes off rude
That’s why I get no schmoozing
Or sickening platitudes
No one to say I’m wonderful
Or pat me on the back
Just like Johnnie Mac does get
Or Frieda and/or Jack
If I’d have just apologized
And shut my f*****g face
Then maybe I could still be here
Writing at this place
But noooo, I couldn’t bring myself
Lower to the ground
There’s not much lower you can go
When slithering around.
So’ I’ll just pop in now and then
I just can’t seem to quit
But rest assured when I am here
I’ll try to start some s**t
I know you won't understand this, but that is ok.