Golden Showers of Love (F**k You Paul)

As urine and fecal matter drench the females of Hornybitchville

And the men get their fix of cocaine, Jager, and Xanax pills

Forces in the air like cupid in despair

Form romantic amusements and thrills

Cupid laughs as his girl s***s in your mans mouth

and he rubs her c**t like meth and a razor, in the south

the easter bunny pisses on his girls face

making them both tremble because they wanna get to fourth base

and I'm standing here all alone, My girl was pissed on by another man

while I was in the bathroom making love to my hand

and the worst part of all, she fucked my best friend, Paul.

F*****g s**t, I'll shoot them both later

I'm having problems, my dick got bit off when I was trying to f**k an

Alligator.