Classified Boyfriend

Guy looking for different environment

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A used condition boyfriend
In fine working order
Theres some damage, can be repaired
But in great shape to be older.
Take advantage now,
While he's free for the taking
You wont regret it ladies
With him, there is no faking.
He comes well equipped
No maintenance required
Trust me when I say
That's how he's wired
Keep him happy and he'll be loyal
Dont ignore him to the point he needs piled
Finally, he has lots of years left
And would make a fine edition
Because pleasing his partners
Has always been his main mission.

Reviews

[gram linski]

Good tinder review, there is hope for all of us older gents, there are some intelligent, friendly mature lady poets on here dude, dive in, lol

[barleygirl]

This would be the kind of "personals" ad that I would pass by quickly. This guy sounds like an ego-maniac who thinks he's a pro in the "sex" department. You've done a great job of showing how many guys approach this whole "singles ad" writing thing . . . they seem to think that they are looking for sex & women must be looking for sex too. Your ad isn't overly blunt about the "sex" topic, it's just that you describe mainly physical traits & when someone does that, it's usually becuz they want to sell me on how good their body can perform. Even if a guy wants to go straight to a sexual connection, I recommend slowing down & starting with getting to know a person on a more cerebral or emotional level before bragging about how he pleases all his partners (what self-respecting woman wants a man who brags about his past conquests? Are you lame? Or haven't you ever met a self-respecting woman before?) Sorry I got a little fired up there! Thanks for accepting my criticism, which I know went too overboard (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[barleygirl]

I could've sworn I saw a reply from you here earlier . . . saying this was written as if by a woman . . . I reread your poem & it felt completely different . . . like maybe she is trying to dump this guy? Anyhow, you always write with vivid clarity & originality!