More Than Beautiful

His chins wobble as jelly

He owns his farts
noxious fumes delivered
from a distended belly
A dozen dying goats
bleat away in his snores
He also makes noises
like a strangulated boar
His pillow stays moist
with his pool of drool
And most of him is stiff
'cept his soft, inanimate tool
The toad never bothers
concealing his warts
He's sure he needs no
work on any of his parts
He knows he is no sexy bull
Its his money that makes
him more than beautiful 

Author's Note

I hope you like the chosen pics haha. Picked with loads of care.

Reviews

[Marina]

Brilliant pic, dear Ditzy! You were always good at picking these funny pictures to accompany your witty poems. There is more than a touch of truth beyond your wit in this poem; some think money and power gives them the right to do what they like when it comes to interactions with other people. All those 100 dollar bills can't hide the truly ugly people they are. Such types are best avoided. You gave me a chuckle this morning and it's wonderful to read you here again. It was sorely missed. 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I couldn't take the smell for all the 100 dolaar bills lol!
After a very long time Marina, I miss being around. Lack of energy and time mostly for me. I hope you're fine. Thanks for the lovely review. Meooowww. 😻

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Dhara,

Who cares what we look like outside or inside....Bucks talk....
and some does but not all, will listen and follow.
Good to read you again...
When we stop thinking we have to work on any of our parts, we are in trouble.
j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Oh yes he's in big trouble lol. I am happy to see you too Jacob. Thanks you 😊

[Delmar Cooper]

He must have Warren Buffet amounts of money.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahaha thanks for looking in.

[Sapphus]

Geez. You have a good hand at humor. This is better than ribald. Like your brand Dhara_DitzyKat.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I am a good clown mostly as most cats are and I am happy you like me brand. Thank you Sophia.

[Chris Shaw]

Ditzy my fav Kat. Where have you been? Long time no read. Lots of treats for you.... .... ....

Now this fella you brought with you looks partial to pies.

but more treats for you, so pleased to see you


Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

My friend Chris! It has been so long and I missed you and longed to post a new poem but I guess I ran out of ideas and images tbh. Even now I'm running on a quarter tank full of inspiration haha. How have you been? Thanks a bunch for keeping my treats! You're the best! ❤😻

[Chris Shaw]

All fair to middlin. Could be better, could be worse. Hoping your tank is kept topped up with inspiration Ditzy. I've plenty more treats for you.... .........

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Then I'll hang around. Thaaaanks Chris 😻

[ZeppoZealand]

I like this crazy attitude. Enjoying your reading.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'm dizzy as a daisy. Thanks zeppo 👋😹

[Tania Mo]

A nice one you did on them lmao DitzyKat

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Tania. They had it coming haha.

[AJNJ]

100/100 for this Dhara_Ditzy Kat. I'm Bonkers you're back.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I hope you missed me haha. Thank you.