Dopey Aliens & Happy Dwarfs

In Collaboration with my friend Paul Bell :)

There’s a Cherokee Indian at the door.

What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the bloody spokesman, bloody Dopey.

Remember the good old days when it was just the Jehovah's who annoyed you.  Go out there and tell him I don't want to pow-wow.

It's a she, and she looks about nine months pregnant, explanation.

I’m going for one of those Dwarfs, and I’m laying bets that Dopey ain't as dopey as he makes out.

But Dopey is just 2 feet tall, and the week before it was the Yao people. Three of them!

You think Dopey is only 2 foot tall, but I actually think he’s condensed. 

And was it Dopey who got the Yao’s pregnant.

No, I’m thinking it was, Happy. Let's face it, you get 3 birds into bed, wouldn’t you be happy.

And before that... that  Eskimo! Is this a fetish??? Fess up.

He was selling double glazing, I mean, you couldn’t make it up.

The Cherokee Indian, was she selling double glazing?

She was selling something, but double glazing wasn’t one of them, and I have my ‘reservations’ about what else she was selling.

So, you’re the father.

I told you the fathers, well at least two of them, the other five I’m working on.

So why did she come to our door.

I think the 3 wise men sent her because we’re in a ‘stable ’relationship.

We’re in a stable relationship. Something tells me my divorce Lawyer won't be using those words.

Darling, I think your Grumpy cos you’re Sleepy, I’ll get the Doc to give you a sleeping tablet.

Get knotted you sleazy b*****d.

Darling, could you do me a favour and make me a Sneezy b*****d. Is that the doorbell ringing.

I’m going to answer the door, and I tell you now, if it’s an Alien woman telling me she’s having a green baby, you are dead.

Hope to hell it’s the Jehovah’s.

There’s a Dwarf at the door, he didn’t give his name.

That’s okay darling I know who he is.  

Author's Note

Do leave a word if you laugh. Thanks.

Reviews

[Viktoria]

And that shy, coy character at the door is none other than.......BASHFUL! By the look on his face he most definitely is the father! I think I have found the culprit! Being used to all kinds of weirdoes knocking at my door, I can certainly relate to this and your premise is not too far from reality. I have had the Jehovah's and even a transvestite asking for directions once, so your eclectic group of visitors is just par for the course. A witty collab, my friends. It took me a bit of thinking in the end! I enjoyed it. 🌹

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks for finding him for all of us, our special Viktoria! We can now safely vasectomize him ahahaha! Thanks you for getting crazy with us. Sending you many happy friendly meows!

[Paul Bell]

I always knew the seven Dwarfs were a dodgy bunch.
Mind you, they are all a bit dodgy, and not even a princess in sight.
If I had a bet on who was the father, Bashful wouldn't have been one of them. Let that be a lesson to everyone out there. I thinks we done well.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

WHOA! A big thumping thanks Paul! Backslaps and happy foot taps!
'Bashed' is more like it HAHAHA!
Thanks for all the laughs and for the collab! More to come :))))))))

[Chris Shaw]

Dear Ditzy kat, you have made me laugh this morning with this very funny saga. You and Paul have worked really well together on this piece. You do humour together so well. Compliment each other wonderfully. Love the characters knocking on the door. We still get Jehovah witnesses, but thankfully lockdown has put paid to that. Probably the only plus side of covid. I always new there was something strange about those seven dwarfs. Loving the humour here.

Chris

oops, treats for you..........

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Chuckling away here dear Chris! Yes that silver lining to the Covidy Clouds! Jehovahs vanished! :)))
Paul's humour has rubbed off on me big time! Trying to learn his style and its big fun!
Thank you sooo much for the lovely review and of course my treats always! Big Hugs!

[Chris Shaw]

Always welcome fav Kat :)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Einstein Noodle]

i'm laughing having read the title only .. i love it!!! opening line is killer says i ... around my parts everyone claims to have Cherokee heritage no matter where the ancestors came from .. two Jehovah's witnesses knocked on the door and spoke to my beautiful Norma .. the witnesses, two women, wore crowns and were talking of their kingdom .. Norma asked them to wait a moment and she went and put her own on .. she had made it out of aluminum foil to declare her pre-eminence in our domicile ... she went back to the door and they looked at her as if she were alien .. go figure .. the witnessing kind of went south after that as one might expect .. "You think Dopey is only 2 foot tall, but I actually think he’s condensed." one of my favorite lines .. Paul's style of story telling is certainly evident .. great fun .. one never knows who has come a-knockin' .. until we open the door .. i enjoyed reading .. gotta love those dwarfs ... they deserve to be picked on .. pretending to be so good :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
E.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hello E!
Loving your review and laughing so loud!
Dear Norma surely knew how to deal with them Jehovah's! Whats good for them is good for us. The crown I mean! What a lovely, brilliant Tit for Tat! And I agree about those pesky little dwarfs popping up at all odd times. :)))))
I'm presently learning from Paul! His laconic sense of humor is just great and he's a master in his niche.
Thank you my friend E and lots of happy waving and affectionate meowing right at you! I hope you are safe and well!

[Einstein Noodle]

yes .. Paul is most certainly a master at his niche .. and yes, thank you very much .. i am well and kickin' .. our daffodils are starting to show bloom .. blessed Spring here in the Ozarks of Arkansas ;) wishing you well too Kitty! and luv back at ya!

[AJNJ]

Noow I know why you've not been returning my calls hahaha. Aliens and Dwarfs huh? Didi you know they like stuffed cats for breakfast Ditzy? Love love love this cool stuff. Paul and you are funny and this poem is proof. Personally I think I agree with Viktoria in her review. This guy should volunteer at a stud farm of some sort lol. Kudos you guys!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks lol. Whats with the dashing new pic? Isn't t enough that you've started enuf female armageddons online in the not so remote past! Ha! Stay safe!