Garden Fairy

Once a sprite so frisky and light 

Did ballet in a grove by starlight 

Till she met a garden fairy

With bits so foul and hairy 

Sprite pissed herself in sheer fright

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Here, I see that you're branching out with your limericks, fun to see. This poem is much more lyrical & full of creative wordcrafting, yet you do not soft-pedal away all your spitfire & spunk. Nice finish with understated raunchiness, but the visual comes thru loud & clear (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Me no soft petal yes! Thank you Margie! Was away for a bit and missed you!

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Ha ha what an amazing picture! I liked the upward ballet!! Nice job

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks a lot dear Dreamer Sima! I hope you have been well, my friend!

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I am fine, thank you and hoping the same from you as well dear Dhara..

[Robert Trakofler]

serves her right dancing like that don't she know there's a war on! honestly mirth these days how absurd

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

My dear friend Bunny! You were missed! How have you been! I'll hop in to see you and Maurice soon! Keep smiling dear friend! Thanks.

[Roy]

Don't see many limericks these days. Had a good laugh!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks for laughing with me :))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks for laughing with me :))

[Chris Shaw]

Ha, I think your garden fairy dear Ditzy fav kat, is very partial to a slice of cake. In fact I would go as far as to say, she doesn't want to share that cake with anyone else. If she is hairy as well, I can understand your sprite's actions. A flying elephant is not a pretty sight. Love your humour here my dear Kat. Treats for you ..........

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Cakes and chocolates and puddings! Methinks she loves her puddings the best! And its shows! The poor sprite! She's vanished! I hope she's found a safer place to do her beloved ballet!

Hi, my dearest friend Chris! How have you been? I missed you. Thank you so much for this precious visit and many loving meows sent your way as alwayszzZ!
Take care and keep on staying safe!

[Helen]

I did find this funny and even though it is short, there was a big element of surprise. The word that is coming up for me is "gleeful". I loved it!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Helen! Nice to see you again!

[Paul Bell]

Got this image in my head now.
Let that be a lesson to ballet dancers who split legs by moonlight.
Garden fairies do look a bit suspect mind you, so I'm not surprised Sprite pissed herself in the night.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Split legs can lead to split heads if the moon drops a fecolith upon them! Hahahaha! Garden fairies love their dope.

[poetgurl]

This is so cute, enjoyed this write a lot...

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Kari :)))