JOYSTICK

A fat frigid lady named Joy

Was sexually frustrated and coy

She came up with a goal

To marry a male blow-up doll

And now she's very happy with her boy 

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Dear Ditzy, your saucy limerick is not only funny and witty, it also has a happy ending. A marriage made in heaven I would say :) She won't have to cook her blow up husband breakfast or wash and iron his clothes :) Have a lovely day p***y Kat. She really should cut the cakes out though.

Treats for my fav........

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol. I'll tell her to go easy on the cakes and the puddings. As it is she has little work at home! Thank you, dear Chris! These treats are lovely as always! Awesome to see you each day!

[Paul Bell]

The wonder boy.
A girls dream.
Makes her scream.
Doesn't utter the words.
How was it for you, doll.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

He works in total silence. He never gets tense.

Thanks Paul :)

[iliOZ]

the funny thing is i try to imagine the size of the male blow-up doll which will "stand up" to the pressure....

and a comment about the graphics, i will have a hard time not to picture the accompanying coyly rabbit ears
:o)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hhahaha! Glad you found this so funny dear iliOZ! Me laughing away so much!

[barleygirl]

Thank you for smashing thru all the "politically incorrect" barriers so I won't have to! This poem has something to offend everyone, just the way I love to read & write! I love turning an old expectation (only men have blowup dolls) on its head. Nothing is sacred at the cafe, so let's skewer every bizarre human we know (or don't)! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Its wonderful to read such an encouraging review from you dear Margie! Yes, let's skewer everything that moves my friend! You know that you're loved by all of us for this very spirit! Now that I have your thoughts I will never think of muting my naughty self Thank! Thank you so much my awesome friend!

[Marina]

Lol. Your mind is always churning over, isn't it? Trust our favourite Kat to think of blow up dolls for use in a limerick! This one gave me a good chuckle. I sure hope that man doll doesn't pop! 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Not unless she sticks a pin in it. I doubt she will. This should be a happy ending. Thank you dear Marina!

[JMichael]

Hahahahaha! Now THIS is more like the Ditzy Kat we all know! Naughty and witty under a crazy little ball of fur! Loved this one and the picture is so appropriate!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

RA my awesome friend! Its always lovely to see you stop by! Thank you for laughing with me. Do know that every visit by you is treasured always!