Sweetly Ending Limericks

A sweet old lady with a beard

Needed a barber to be sheared

But she met some friendly bees

For a comfy rental fees

She let them lay eggs in her beard

 

A wee little man from Rangoon

Wanted to fly off on a spoon

He took the marital wow

With a fat and fluffy cow

They flew to the moon for honeymoon

There once lived a wizard so tall

Thru each bloody door he had to crawl

When he went to the pub

The people looked like stubs

They sent him off to play volleyball 

There was a pervert poet named Dick

who was too fancy for a limerick

so he hid it in a quatrain

in a two, four syllable strain

and called the new style a limpdick 

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

A bearded lady. You know I would hate that. Some dark haired ladies do end up with a flurry of hair where they don't want it. Not me. My hair is firmly on my head. It wouldn't dare travel anywhere else. More limericks to make us smile Ditzy :) Thank you.

Chris

and more treats......

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

You look even more lovely smiling dear Chris! Thats treat enough for me always! ❤ Meeeooow.

[Chris Shaw]

Did you ever see the bearded lady in the Eurovision song contest Ditzy.? Well actually it was a man, but fully made up as a woman and very glamorous with it. He had a mop of beautiful long black hair, long lashes and a full matching beard. When I read your limerick, you brought him back to me. I hope yesterday was a wonderful day for you. Loving your clever limericks and your cartoon figures. They are cute. More treats Ditzy.......


Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I added that cute wizard today and will keep adding more. Such fun! Thanks for the lovely share and it's already revving my imagination vroom vroom! 😹 Yesterday we slept at about 3 am after a lot of crackers and catnip my friends brought for me. But I am already looking for more treats ! Thanks always dear Chris! 💕

[Chris Shaw]

You are always welcome Ditzy. Lucky you having catnip and crackers from your kind friends and a few more too...........

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

It was a most unexpected Diwali! We expected a subdued one but everyone got into the spirit. Now I have to go sweep my totally littered roof 😹 All my good time friends have left!

[barleygirl]

You have thoroughly re-energized the limerick at the cafe. Many times when you've posted limericks, other poets start posting them, including me. I especially love your sweet ending limerick here. You have the leaping hilarity mood just right for the art of limericking! Here's hoping you can leap over the moon for Christmas & hit outer space by the new year! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I absolutely love your appreciation and your energy here, dear Margie! I have often been inspired by you to be myself and enjoy what I write, giving balls about the world! You've totally encouraged me here and I'll surely attempt more fun limericks soon. MERRY CHRISTMAS & BIG BIG HUGS MY FRIEND!

[Fran Marie]

O h my between you and Margie

I'm laughing full time love
these naughty and nice limericks
we need a little laughter in
this quite cafe. to livin
' things up a bit..enjoyabe reading;

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I dream of everyone looking upon pages when they want a good laugh! Thank you for laughing with me, dear Fran! Stay blessed ❤

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I saw an old lady with almost a beard once so that limerick is particularly witty for me! The prospect of one having eggs laid in it though...ewwww. Your mind is always turning over, Ms Kat! Lol. More fun reads.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lololololo thank you my dearest friend Jamila! Seeing you on Diwali is awesome. Wishing you all things wonderful! Bless you!

[Marina]

I love the cute pics here! You have put another interesting slant on the lives of the bearded lady in your first limerick as there are quite a few older ladies with the whiskers in the area I live in! Always humourous your little writes! 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks a lot my lovely friend. I know you're smiling there and me here. So all great and lovely with the world!

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I like the twist on the old nursery rhyme in your second limerick here. You are building quite a collection of limericks and your attached little pictures are always well chosen.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you my friend. I did labour over those pictures quite some so I love that you appreciate them!